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Top 3 Signs Your Girlfriend is Moonlighting as a Stripper:
When she brings work home with her, it involves some DJ named Morris.
She says she works in an office but she can't type a lick!
Everytime you start to fool around with her. some big, muscular guy appears and tells you to "Keep your distance."

Top 3 Signs You Watch The Game Show Network Too Much:
You turn the radio on briefly and then turn it off, asking passengers to Name That Tune.
There's a wheel over your bed that determines whether or not you're gonna have relations that night.
Most people have UFO sightings...you report seeing those damn Whammies all over the place.

Top 3 Rarely Played Schoolhouse Rock Songs:
A Noun Is A Person, Place, or Thing...But Alcohol Is Our Friend!
I'm Just a Thrill...Up On Capital Hill...Stop That Congressman!
Dysfunction Junction...Who's My Daddy?
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