Morris counts down the top 8 most requested songs of the day. He's not too bright, though, so they're out of order. To vote, click here
Gender: Unknown
Age: 28 years 6 months 14 days 12 hours eleven minutes.
Hobbies: Television, radio, self gratification, fire, court dates, knitting and hop-scotch.
Bad Habits: Drinking, sniffing paint, bed-wetting, defaulting on student loans, promiscuity and excessive scratching.
Favorite Thing About Alternative Music: See above.
Favorite Place To Eat Won-Ton Soup: "Jo Jo's Chicken-n-Chinese."
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Mother's Maiden Name: Scratch-n-sniff.
Favorite Color: Pink on the inside.
Education: Graduated with honors from "Tent City". Twice.
Place of Birth: Backseat of a Dodge Caravan at a rest stop in Youngstown, Ohio.
Current Medications: Malt Liquor, Regular Liquor, Homemade Liquor, Hooch, Bacardi, Goldschlager, Fermented Apple Cider, Cialis.
DO NEVER ACCEPT A CHECK FROM THIS MAN.
morris@theedge1039.com
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