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DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK
A complete douchebag is someone who pisses you off. Most of the time it's like a sixth sense, you can't put your finger on it, but you just have the feeling that this person just pisses the f**k out of you for no reason. So, on a weekly basis we will be searching for the douchiest, douchebag of the week! If you have a submission with an explanation on why this person is a d-bag, click here or email us at: webmaster@theedge1039.com to send us your submission!

Douchebag of the Week:

Speed cameras in Arizona nab driver
22 times in 45 days
While we can normally sympathize with someone who has been on the receiving end of a speeding violation, occasionally a case comes up which tests our ability to forgive and forget. Such is the case with Jennifer Bitton, who was caught 22 times in less than two months by speed cameras on Arizona’s Loop 101. The Las Vegas-based serial speeder was arrested by the Department of Public Safety at her parents’ home in Scottsdale last Friday and booked on two counts of criminal speeding, one count of endangerment and another count of reckless driving. Not surprisingly, Bitton says that she wasn’t aware of the cameras on 101, which at one point clocked her Mustang at 92 mph. - dirtyscottsdale.com

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Baller Baby Daddy Says He's Brokeass Mountain
Former Chicago Bull Jason Caffey is in some seriously deep doo doo for allegedly stiffing one of his ten kids -- yes, ten -- out of child support. A Georgia judge initially ordered Caffey to the clink in 2007 after he got $100K behind in support payments to Lorunda Brown, the mother of one of his sons. That order was subsequently put on hold when the baller cried broke and filed for bankruptcy. Brown's lawyer now wants to know, penny by penny, where all of Caffey's jack went -- including the $35 million that he made in his last NBA contract. BTW, Caffey had those ten kids with eight women. That's King Baby Daddy to you. Caffey's lawyer said they'll be there at this week's hearing to deal with the case.

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Police: Toddler Steered Car For Drunken Mother
Two Other Children Also In Car
WTF???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline!
GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Ohio — A police officer in Ohio said he pulled over a woman he suspected was driving drunk and found the woman's 1-year-old son steering the wheel, reported WLWT-TV in Cincinnati.
Marya Green was pulled over Tuesday.
The officer said that when he came to the driver's window, he found Green's 1-year-old son at the wheel, sitting in Green's lap.
Green, 29, registered a 0.11 percent blood-alcohol level. Two other children, ages 8 and 5, were also in the car.
Green was arrested and faces charges of DUI, driving under OVI suspension, noncompliance and endangering children.
Police said this is Green's third DUI arrest in six years.
The children were released to their father, police said.